Master Xehanort

[It's a typical day in the life of Xehanort. Or is it? It's hard to say really. He's somewhere where it's green and full of trees at least, and quite content to sit and read a book. That is, until an eevee comes and bumps into his hand enough that he's force to close the book and pay attention to her. Curled about an arm's reach away is an arcanine, content but still alert as though it's keeping on guard. Perched up in a tree, a hoothoot has its head under its wing in slumber. It's completely picturesque and seems rather far removed from the man who sentenced three young people to horrific fates in an attempt to call down a war.

Do you approach and break the tranquility, real or not?]

CHARACTER NAME: (Master) Xehanort
CHARACTER SERIES: Kingdom Hearts

[OOC]
Backtagging: YES PLEASE. With time zone differences and work wearing me out this is my bread and butter. I will tag back as quickly as possible, but sometimes that may still be a bit slow. APOLOGIES FOREVER.
Threadhopping: Fine if it's public, but please ask otherwise.
Fourthwalling: Please talk to me first.
Offensive subjects (elaborate): I'm good at taking things in stride publically but if you're deliberately offensive I won't have a good impression and will be disinclined to talk or tag with you.

[IC]
Hugging this character: Go ahead. You know you want to.
Kissing this character: OH GOD LIKE THIS WOULD EVER HAPPEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure why not
Flirting with this character: /insert obnoxious laughter here go for it and see how far you get, I dare you
Fighting with this character: Please talk to me first because OLD MAN
Injuring this character: PLEASE TALK TO ME FIRST OLD MAN OLD MAN MAN OLD
Killing this character: Please don't, but if you must we need to work it out first.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: I don't think this is applicable here. Telepathic Pokemon can read his mind if they desire, though he has a stronger will than most people would. Ask me what they would find.

Warnings: He is a not nice old man who will use you like a kleenex if given the opportunity and then when the bad things happen and you get cast aside he'll just shrug and say it was your fate for that to happen while he Gary Oaks on out of there like he has better things to do.